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Hi, I’m Sullivan – Farm Dog Extraordinaire
Welcome to my farm (okay, I share it… but let’s be real, I’m kind of a big deal around here). I’m in charge of security, squirrel surveillance, and ensuring every single patch of mud is properly tested. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it—with style.
My days are packed: barking at suspicious leaves, supervising from the comfiest spot on the couch, and generously shedding on everything you love (ya know... boxer glitter). I also offer world-class snuggles and emotionally support the humans when they drop tools or forget where they left their coffee (again).
Some call me “just a dog.” I prefer “Canine Operations Manager with a focus in Treat Acquisition and Nap Logistics.”
Anyway, enjoy your visit—and if you brought snacks, we’re already best friends.